jakemalik:

i bet you don’t even have 99 problems, you probably have like 92 or 93, stop exaggerating

(via leftnipple)

hannahpooper:

how the fuck does sexting even start like “haha ok that’s cool but let’s talk about my dick now”

(Source: lntelligent, via fleurfraise)

mebeingweird:

bondoge:

do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what

and then u repeat the song but then it happens again

(via piercethefuenciado)